carry-on-my-wayward-butt:

bettycrockerdile:

i had a pun about insanity but then i lost it

GODDAMMIT

nlghtvisions:

writing an essay then re-reading it before turning it in

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drakefan666:

kiss me hard before you go, summertime sandler

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judalsquad:

Floaty space Jade :> poots ask me before you put it on your blog or w/e

crystallized-teardrops:

i don’t think anyone realises how much effort i put into trying not punching everyone at school

book one: professor mcgonnagal and the you put a WHAT in our WHERE albus
book two: professor mcgonnagal and the we have a WHAT IN OUR WHERE ALBUS
book three: professor mcgonnagal and the ministry is sending us WHAT because of WHO
book four: professor mcgonnagal and the ARE YOU SHITTING ME ALBUS
book five: professor mcgonnagal and the we have WHO telling us to do WHAT
book six: professor mcgonnagal and the albus do something NO NOT THAT
book seven: professor mcgonnagal and the I FINALLY GET TO BLOW SHIT UP THANK YOU WIZARD GOD

jenniferjamboree:

my history professor told me today that he “likes the way I look vaguely pissed off” during class