stagbeetleloveit:

I’m fucking crying

Yo for real, FUCK SCHOOL ! I mean imma still go, imma still go tho.

kbghoul:

GUYS I MET BILLY MAYS

susemoji:

Scientists have found a portal to a better world

why big boobs suck

phoneticfrenetic:

castielsnovaks:

astronaute:

  • u want to sleep on ur tummy?? ha
  • need a bra that fits you? go a head and try, punk
  • thats a cute dress, it fits u perfect except for your giant melons that get in the way
  • unwanted attention from weird animalistic males
  • running??? u mean slapping urself in the face repeatedly 
  • losing food in your cleavage and having to shove your hand down your shirt to try and get it out 

STAIRS

boygeorgemichaelbluth:

thatfunnyblog:

You know what’s creepy about Humpty Dumpty?

They never said he was an egg.

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feelingsanti:

i’m not like other girls

i was born with glass bones and paper skin

every morning i break my legs, and every afternoon i break my arms

at night, i lie awake in agony until my heart attacks put me to sleep

fentonsofun:

vaporwave-official:

avant-sad:

vaporwave-official:

tumblr is like this:

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we should be like this:

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why would a cool jock like me want to get along with nerds?

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why do these all have different websites’ watermarks on them if they are from the same photoshoot

ivantalia:

baegal:

When you’re almost dead in a game but somehow you managed to survive until the next level

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